Friday, 7 June 2024

 

 The Great Indian Sauna

Oh, what a delightful summer we're having in India! Who needs a sauna when you can just step outside and experience the scorching 45-degree heatwave firsthand? Thanks to our beloved PM Modi and his government, deforestation is at an all-time high. 

 Who knew cutting down all those useless trees would turn our beautiful country into a sizzling frying pan? After all, trees are meant to be chopped down for our beautiful furniture and knick-knacks, not for trivial things like providing shade and maintaining ecological balance, right?

But wait, there's more! While we’re melting away, the big corporations – the true champions of climate change – continue their merry ways.  No repercussions, no regulations. Just raw, unmitigated pollution. Because why hold anyone responsible when we can appreciate the wonders of climate catastrophe? Trading lush greenery for gray infrastructure under the guise of advancement.

image by TOI of Midghat expansion

 So, here’s a big thank you to our government for prioritizing corporate profits over our planet. At least now we know what it feels like to live in a real-life oven. 🌞🔥

Note: Sarcasm aside, the real heat is no joke. Stay safe, hydrated, and indoors if you can! Be the change you want to see: let's roll up our sleeves and plant trees.

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